Five percent of people are addicted to the Internet in the US. This is my story. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-2820358-2"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @hogie)http://hogie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42a546f28f074205c1d5961e8bfa1a22/tumblr_mn75dthL0d1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Classic Movie Cocktails </p> <p>Favs include Rocky’s Protein shake, Sugar Water from Men in Black, and the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/51062603300http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/51062603300Wed, 22 May 2013 07:03:27 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KOCM9_qGccY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Awesome Google experiment</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50505964452http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50505964452Wed, 15 May 2013 13:30:01 -0400googlechrome<a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=atari+breakout&safe=off&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=BVWRUeLJJMHJ4AT_vYCAAQ&ved=0CEYQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=799">atari breakout - Google Search</a>: <p>Google you are too clever. </p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50411155642http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50411155642Tue, 14 May 2013 05:51:17 -0400googleatari<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1a21007664acf52227c98771eb4b10a/tumblr_mms8kuw4Dg1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50411085751http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50411085751Tue, 14 May 2013 05:48:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6eff06ee890a661bf04cbe9866758e34/tumblr_mmrkhyTI9s1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50384721220http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50384721220Mon, 13 May 2013 21:08:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79bf48f4e2406e21fd478d41cc85757b/tumblr_mmmrhxYYGU1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50157294215http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50157294215Sat, 11 May 2013 06:51:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa25390c4eedbf5d04f8ec101af1d1bc/tumblr_mmiz0rq3y71qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best photoshoot ever</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50002954642http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50002954642Thu, 09 May 2013 05:43:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6927c961e57583d8c66d560b442be35a/tumblr_mmiz0bVbGR1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50002946865http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50002946865Thu, 09 May 2013 05:43:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ecb0cbab55b2433c3bbceccb3f0e231/tumblr_mmiyzyyTDC1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50002940274http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/50002940274Thu, 09 May 2013 05:43:10 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GE88upiaSyg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/49963323296/that-awkward-moment-of-the-day-kiss-cam-breakup" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="pull-left title editable"><strong><span>That Awkward Moment of the Day: Kiss Cam Breakup</span></strong></h2> <p><span>In the latest edition of “kiss cam” FAILs, the entire audience at a Fresno Grizzlies baseball game witnesses a spectacular break up via Jumbotron.</span></p> </blockquote>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49976181315http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49976181315Wed, 08 May 2013 21:05:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a22caeb872e2c8836824ced059eee55/tumblr_miopg2u47g1rrcahvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3fc6c354d8956b7b03d4dc92dd84cf98/tumblr_miopg2u47g1rrcahvo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notesfrombakerst.tumblr.com/post/46916575235/ithefool-lol-grammar-puns-i-laughed-too-much" target="_blank">notesfrombakerst</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ithefool.tumblr.com/post/43819560515/apostrophes-joke" target="_blank">ithefool</a>:</p> </blockquote>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49975456056http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49975456056Wed, 08 May 2013 20:56:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c79e7e6dcc928c8ee0f0c737d813edd0/tumblr_mmggzcfFU91qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49898451674http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49898451674Tue, 07 May 2013 21:18:48 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vP0cUBi4hwE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>ENDER’S GAME</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49882732018http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49882732018Tue, 07 May 2013 17:58:47 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/knz5LfYNxYQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaleviaz.tumblr.com/post/49271031242/its-tuesday-again-thanks-ireland-youve" target="_blank">kaleviaz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://its-tuesday-again.tumblr.com/post/48561826426/thanks-ireland-youve-nailed-it-again" target="_blank">its-tuesday-again</a>:</p> </blockquote>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49808452658http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49808452658Mon, 06 May 2013 19:10:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddceea128ca101425617c9e5efc2f9c7/tumblr_mmcp2pU0Eb1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49732718987http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49732718987Sun, 05 May 2013 20:23:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b77e1b6667ff2c3a7e85bd9f9bbaa7ae/tumblr_mm92vdaKIn1qdvu40o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71b8de2fc48cfc5b72ef3b228ddc419b/tumblr_mm92vdaKIn1qdvu40o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49633662250http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49633662250Sat, 04 May 2013 19:46:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b89488c955ce88e6200c673daf397ce/tumblr_ml98n7Jalg1r2nwaao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49631262232http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49631262232Sat, 04 May 2013 19:10:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f75404a4e32cd6558f1bcb6dd3653178/tumblr_mm8xl1TqTu1ra8ehyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49630412868http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49630412868Sat, 04 May 2013 18:58:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ce0fa16dd0bd37de150430d477adb5b/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a826aa9ac2d291070351a4e4ab82e136/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://godisgaf.tumblr.com/post/49258884666" target="_blank"> </a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49349242899http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49349242899Wed, 01 May 2013 05:49:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b0a35e8b4b6897de54d35d56033a170/tumblr_mm30y4RrFH1qzmowao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5807e2d9fa31dd6d3a95915bf11f8290/tumblr_mm30y4RrFH1qzmowao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/580663ac9ffebc51ea3689df1ee482fd/tumblr_mm30y4RrFH1qzmowao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/49273090401/what-is-the-creepiest-thing-your-young-child-has" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>“What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?”</strong></p> <p>[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent" target="_blank">buzzfeed</a> / <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/" target="_blank">reddit thread</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49349218555http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/49349218555Wed, 01 May 2013 05:48:29 -0400