Five percent of people are addicted to the Internet in the US. This is my story. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-2820358-2"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @hogie)http://hogie.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="215"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/17044" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/17044" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="215" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/286788225/stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch-the-hell-out-of" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: </b>And just like that, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Man_2" target="_blank"><i>Iron Man 2</i></a> trailer makes its way online.</p> <p>In theaters May 7, 2010.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/iron-man-2/trailer" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/287055225http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/287055225Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:47:47 -0500<a href="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3727850">Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML </a>: <p>This is a NSFW really really weird story.  read at own risk.</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/286458253http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/286458253Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:30:10 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur6bmmWGy1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fallen tree</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/286232378http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/286232378Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:11:45 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupvn5rG8W1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Diagram of Geek Culture</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/285232592http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/285232592Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:23:28 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fjXXkEWqXWY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fjXXkEWqXWY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjXXkEWqXWY&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">NYC Health Anti-Soda Ad. Are You Pouring on the Pounds?</a></p> <p>BRB, Vomiting.</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/285230864http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/285230864Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:22:11 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupdwtSA2Z1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Worth a second look</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/284841225http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/284841225Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:00:29 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupaycylmu1qz70g8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/637/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+lefthandedtoons%2Fawesome+%28Left-Handed+Toons%29&utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">Need More Sleep | Left-Handed Toons</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/284782832http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/284782832Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:56:36 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuofq83kA51qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nextround.net/2009/12/14/the-morgan-freeman-chain-of-command/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nextround+%28NextRound.net%29&utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/284191213http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/284191213Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:42:08 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunyz9oTA11qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/07/funny-pictures-what-was-inside/" target="_blank">The children</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/283703808http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/283703808Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:40:20 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuns48UzKF1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Defend Net Neutrality!</p> <p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/13/wwiii-propaganda-pos.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">WWIII propaganda posters for sale</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/283539780http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/283539780Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:12:07 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunguazBpC1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/12/12/he-knows-what-youre-looking-at-but-that-doesnt-explain-anything/" target="_blank"> He knows what you’re looking at, but that doesn’t explain anything.</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/283319332http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/283319332Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:08:33 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOLf2RbxmzE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOLf2RbxmzE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOLf2RbxmzE" target="_blank">Water Conservation</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281958593http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281958593Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:51:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9RZ9-RoagfU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9RZ9-RoagfU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RZ9-RoagfU&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Japan is so weird.  Wrist Cutting Candy?</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281668563http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281668563Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:51:27 -0500<a href="http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob">New Best Use Of Twitter</a>: <p>The best man of a wedding party in england has rigged the bed of a pair of newlyweds to tweet whenver the couple has sex.  read the fully twitter stream for the story or read this <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/13/AR2009121300007.html" target="_blank">article</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281651277http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281651277Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:27:32 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuksav6PNJ1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WTF is this Shit?!</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281233382http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/281233382Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:23:18 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NAOSdHFXdU8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NAOSdHFXdU8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAOSdHFXdU8" target="_blank">The Tetris God</a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/280956150http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/280956150Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:37:29 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/loDMRzPiCic&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/loDMRzPiCic&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/279263757/stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch-the-hell-out-of" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day:</b> Classically-trained thespian and Royal Shakespeare Company alum Brian Cox guides 2-year-old Theo through the first sentence of Hamlet’s “to be, or not to be” soliloquy.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/11/lol-brian-cox-teaches-hamlet-masterclass-to-a-two-year-old/" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>yes that is Brian Cox of Super Troopers, in case that was what you are wondering</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/279635107http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/279635107Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:57:49 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuib3aDJCv1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5424456/sausage-briefcase-for-the-well+prepared-traveller?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gizmodo%2Ffull+%28Gizmodo%29&utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">Sausage Briefcase: For the Well-Prepared Traveller </a></p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/279334489http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/279334489Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:16:22 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhnquoxfr1qz70g8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.onlineeducation.net/bottled_water/" target="_blank">The Facts About Bottled Water</a></p> <p>I’m taking my chances with my BPA Nalgene</p>http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/278898448http://hogie.tumblr.com/post/278898448Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:52:03 -0500